March 25, 2005

Richmond Times

In search of stench

So here's a contest ya gotta love: The Search for the Stinkiest Pet in America.

Now there's a competition. SeaYu Enterprises is asking pet owners to offer their "smelly stories of foul animal ownership."

Funky feline? Dirty dog? Loser litter box? Reeking rugs?

Maybe your ferret has an unfortunate problem with gas. Or your big bird has bad breath.

If it stinks, SeaYu wants to hear about it. Don't worry: We know you love Stinky no matter how many floral-scented deodorizers you use at your house.

The writer of the most odorific story wins $300 (carpet-cleaning, anyone?); the second-place winner receives $150. The third-place winner gets a one-year supply of Petrotech Odor Eliminator, and 25 runners-up will receive one free can of the all-natural Petrotech Odor Eliminator, which, according to SeaYu (love the name, right?), stamps out stink once and for all via a biodegradable process.

Stories are limited to 200 words each and must be submitted to sea-yu.com by July 31.

Contestants must be 18 or older; your malodorous pet can be any age.

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